VLAD_PRODUCT_CATALOG_2026.xls

Choose your extremely powerful product

Every product tested by Vlad on computer that was turn off. Results was unbelievable.

OFFICIAL FINE PRINT: All products below are jokes. Prices are imaginary, and there is nothing to buy or install.

AIM_ASSIST_4000.exe

๐ŸŽฏ Aim Assist 4000

Crosshair get motivational speech before every match.

  • 95% more confidence
  • Mouse cursor have dream
  • Works best when you aim yourself
PRICE: 7 POTATOPRETEND INSTALL
WALL_VISION_DELUXE.exe

๐Ÿ‘€ Wall Vision Deluxe

See through wall if wall is made of glass.

  • Revolutionary eyeball technology
  • Includes free window support
  • Not compatible with brick
PRICE: 12 POTATOPRETEND INSTALL
TEAMMATE_BLAME_GENERATOR.exe

๐Ÿ“ข Teammate Blame Generator

When game go bad, this product know who is fault.

  • Automatic "team diff" diagnosis
  • Never blame you
  • Advanced excuse science
PRICE: 3 POTATOPRETEND INSTALL
GAMING_CHAIR_OVERDRIVE.exe

๐Ÿช‘ Gaming Chair Overdrive

Make chair feel fast without moving chair.

  • RGB in your imagination
  • +400 posture maybe
  • Vlad certified sitting power
PRICE: 1 BIG POTATOPRETEND INSTALL